How bad hair negatively impacts my ability to make a living

I have bad hair today.

I admit this not because I want pity. I just want to share how bad hair hurts my business.

I woke up with bad hair. I washed it yesterday, so I wasn’t going to mess with it this morning. So I primped and fussed and tried to get it to work.

It didn’t. It was all frizzy, and I saw the ends out of the corner of my eye as I worked here on the computer. It was driving me nuts. I got up three times to try to fashion it.

It didn’t work.

So 45 minutes ago, I showered.

After the shower, I messed with my hair some more. I saw my roots, which need dyeing.

In looking at my roots, I saw my face was peeling off.  I needed to exfoliate.

Then I saw a couple of blemishes that needed my attention.

And my teeth needed flossing again.

And my hair still wasn’t quite right.

In all, I’ve wasted at least 100 minutes on trying to get my hair and its environs  into some kind of shape.

All this to avoid writing a proposal and actually doing work.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I would be very effective if I simply switched to wearing a wig.